This woman is a national treasure
Rest in peace, Stritchy.
just wanna get rich enough to buy my mom all the shit she deserves
i’m disgusted with everyone
Jeff Goldblum circa 1980
Me in the club
HAPPY AMERICA DAY!
I know a fair amount about fine food and drink.
What’s your favorite kind of sprinkler?
I used to have this entire Edward Gorey alphabet in poster form hanging in my room during my *~angst teen years~*.